“My favorite mug prettaaaaaaaaay much says it all about the upcoming virtual copy-up…

Can’t wait to meet y’all and look forward to cramming my brain full of all the juicy goods!

My name is Brad and I love Michael Bolton and long walks on the beach…

—oh wait, wrong group!

No really, I’m just a regular dude just tryin’ to have fun, make a few bucks, and keep a step ahead of law.

Would love to connect with as many as possible so feel free to hit me up….”